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Music can be a healing force! These are some causes Andy supports!

I used to think Britney Spears was the worse thing that ever happened to pop music (big Samantha Mumba fan).  But Britney showed how women are tortured by the bigoted and supersticious male establishment. Black cats fill the local animal shelters because of REAL anti-witchcraft prejudice. Britney can't sing too well on meds, and Mrs Wainwright can't write lyrics too well either. Both have been victims of obnoxious so-called social services and the "respectable" media who promote these attitude. Mental health should be wellbeing not force-fed fear- and there ARE many good doctors, nurses and managers in MH services - support them and write to the politicians. Social workers should help loving families stick together not split them up. We'd like to thank former Essex social worker Mary Double and all those at Swan Housing floating support and their colleages at Greenfields, particularly the lovely lady who came into our lives to save us from eviction!

Nannies for Poorly Mummies and Daddies

 

A couple who are wealthy and prefer the golf course and shopping mall to the kids get a nanny or boarding school to look after their offspring. A couple affected by sickness or disability have their children taken into care because they can’t cope. In my opinion this situation is completely unacceptable for the 21st century. Why should adults lose the right to love, sex , marriage and a family on the account of something that is entirely out of their hands? Why should children be deprived of the love of their birth parents?

 

We wish to start a charitable organisation to fund and encourage the provision of greater  support for parents affected by physical or mental illnesses and disabilities. To provide legal, political and financial advocacy. To provide flexible schemes for part-time fostering as opposed to local authority care where needed. Lastly, the commissioning of suitable sheltered accommodation for parents with severe disabilities.

 

Disease and disabilities are a punishment in their own right. The truth beyond the tabloid headlines is that we have a society that still punish the sick further. It is to be remembered the huge amount of talent wasted, and needless pain caused in this country by prejudice against the disabled. You can change this. To achieve our aims, we need volunteers to organise , support and campaign. Please join us.

 

The Emotional Overload Studio Project. If you are unable to help please forward this press release to anyone who could offer genuine help.

 

I’m a musician/songwriter/producer who suffers from several disabilities, which means I have had to spend the last five years on incapacity benefit. For the record I have borderline personality disorder and a mild form of Aspergers syndrome. Whilst spending a lot of my life on benefits I have improved my skills as a writer and musician. Together with musical partner, guitarist Stephen Branch, we have specialised in producing recordings for artists with physical and mental difficulties, as well as the unemployed and low income. We have an enlightened attitude towards gender, religion, sexuality and ethnicity- we have enjoyed working with a diverse cliental (sadly a hindrance in much of today’s commercial media industry)

 

I have a home studio of my own (as do many friends), but living in a small house we have to consider the neighbours, and whilst I feel my work is genuinely valuable, to run such a service from a private dwelling is unfair.

 

I am prepared to provide the free use of my home studio and my considerable experience in the field of music production on the following conditions:

 

Premises are needed. We do not wish to use acoustic drums or loud guitar amplifiers but we need sufficient freedom as to produce a similar level of sound to a modest hi-fi system turned up loud. Similarly, we need to be away from very heavy industrial noises and vibrations.

 

Insurance is needed. We need to be able repair / replace damaged or worn out equipment.

 

Volunteers are needed for security, disability care and chaperoning where appropriate. We wish to make the environment as safe as possible for clients, especially vulnerable women. We also wish to ensure that equipment is not damaged. All that is required in this respect is a caring music fan with checkable references.

 

I believe I can provide all musical, creative and technical services (with a little help from my friends as The Beatles said- we can train others too for the future!) necessary.

 

So how does this differ from most conventional music therapies. The “UNIQUE SELLING POINT” is that I can produce an ORIGINAL PROFESSIONAL SOUNDING CD with DISADVANTAGED MUSICIANS involving the CLIENTS at ALL STAGES of the CREATIVE PROCESS. I know that I can do this because I have done this job in my bedroom with those who afflicted by arthritis, schizophrenia, anorexia , multiple sclerosis, epilepsy, those diagnosed with learning disorders as well as the unemployed and those on low incomes..

 

I also have strong belief that music and the arts, like other hobbies and sport, can break down social barriers very effectively. It can boost esteem , help people discover the talent that they never knew they had, and provide an opportunity to forge new friendships amongst the people who would benefit from greater socialisation the most.

 

I’m not rich or famous at the moment and I don’t wish to be- I enjoy my part time day job as a networking engineer.

 


 


Imagine a world which consisted of just men and biscuit. People eat biscuit. They shit biscuit. They have the freedom to get fat by eating biscuit. The only law that this citizens of this world had to obey is that they had to eat someone elses biscuit rather than their own.

Eventually, some people got too lazy to eat the biscuit of others and sat in squats , up to their wastes in their own biscuit. Others were bored with the taste of biscuit belonging to others, so thoughtfully picked at their bottoms and munched.

Passing through this pitiful land was the former queen of Narnia , a descendent of CS Lewis , who had bored the population to eternal sleep at a royal karaeoke because the Mariah meets Craig From Bros thang was sadly not Narnia Class. Along with her friend, the bastard son of Lewis Carroll and Alice, who had just crawlled out of a rabbit hole.

They had an idea. And started cleaning out the squalid biscuit from the squats of the biscuit men and huzzing it frantically down the rabbit hole.

Finally, the young Mr Carroll became anxious about the possibility of spending eternity with a lass who might be quite fit but had a friend called Simon and had soothed all of Narnia to the deathfull bliss of sleep.

So he jumped through the rabbit hole. And he fell to Essex, where gold coins fell down apon him. So he built a big house , stocked it with booze and drugs, and partied so till everyone fell to sleep. 

 And they woke up in biscuit land. Some jumped back down the rabbit hole, chased by a Lion called Aslan , who had woken up after a heavy session at the pub, the real king of Narnia, pissed off that the lion impersonator who had just performed was actually a barmaid in drag, and had stolen his idenity and kingdom.

The others stayed behind and ate biscuit, as the biscuit tasted awfully nice.

 Meanwhile, on earth things got silly , as Mr Carroll had realised that his fortune was very silly money, so the money had to do silly things.

 

So it bought luxury cars. Then gutted them and fitted rollbars. And raced them around the house, which pissed the neighbours off somewhat rotten.

 

Carroll lent a few quid to his sister who bought a false identity, believed to be the deceased daughter of Walter Mitty's cousin, Sir Humphrey Appleby, and stood for parliament. Because silly money had bought the seat, it was lost to another reality TV star.

 

The only 3 men who ever really existed was God , the Devil and their Lawyer. Presumably one was actually a women too, women being formally admitted to the Holy Trinity as a solution to the events in biscuitland.

 

 Pictured below are Andrew Wainwright and his beloved wife Katherine. Anyone who's seen Bruce Almighty , a film starring Jim Carrey (think of Carroll & Carey - C & C music factory , mel & kim etc) will know that Bruce Nolan wanted to be an Anchorman, named after Walter Cronkite , which apparently in Dutch means "anchor man". But there's another meaning of anchor too. That's a monk or a nun who's chosen to live in the community rather than in a religious order. Andy and Katie are a married couple, yes- we are intimate too, who have chosen to forsake luxury and respectability to give our services to the world of love between boys and girls.... How sweet is that :)

 

 

 

 

 

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